Making the internet great again
This tweet gave me ideas lmao:
Some good ol’ after-hours Majima Corp. staff having a great time (please help his employees) (also jokes on us they do both)
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I’m not sure if this is an actual conversation hey had or an edit.
And honestly I don’t think it matters.
no this actually happened
the 1800s was just full of dudes strung out on medicinal cocaine and holistic heroin treatments going out into the world doing nonsense because they declared they were an expert in the field
Wale and Fulton over here were absolutely just so drunk off the ether that they laid down in the middle of the marksmanship contest and thought ‘well, fuck it, this is probably something’
you see out of context this looks like brad was helping me on some academic or professional cover letter and being a supportive friend, but in reality we were trying to write a short, 3 paragraph letter together convincing the admin of a car sex website that i am a young man in love with brad’s 1999 Honda Civic. we did this in hopes he would be convinced enough by my plight to approve my membership and give us access to an exclusive, closed forum for people in sexual or romantic relationships with their cars, trucks, boats and planes. it worked. we’re in. we’re going to read so much sexy car fanfiction we might die.
ive only been at this for 15 minutes and im in teaRS i cant BREATHE THESE PEOPLE HAVE FAMILIES AND JOBS THEDKSFFADSK
